Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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