So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
