I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She's the barista slut.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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