Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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