I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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