He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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