i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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