Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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