Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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