We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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