My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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