It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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