I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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