we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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