I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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