Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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