I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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