So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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