Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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