bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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