he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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