its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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