even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I know her cup size but not her name....
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