Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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