What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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