is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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