Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
