I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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