There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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