where am i from again
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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