Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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