i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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