I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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