you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
