i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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