So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
