how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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