I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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