roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
do nipples grow back?
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