OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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