Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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