the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I love you. Go after that dick
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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