Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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