you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize