its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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