Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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