Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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