So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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