THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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