is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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