just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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