bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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