O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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