I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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