No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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