Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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