I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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